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Shipping, Returns, Printed to order
We accept returns within 30 days of placing your order, If you received a damaged or defective item, please contact us
The crooked hands of the ward can only deliver within New Zealand or Australia — no P.O. Boxes, please, the shadows don’t trust them. RETURN POLICY Something wrong? Whisper to us within 30 days. Unworn, unwashed, original tags still attached, or the little lunatics get cranky.
FOR EXCHANGES
Ask nicely… if the little lunatics are amused, we might grant it. Exchanges may be accepted with prior approval. PROCESSING TIME
Nothing waits in piles here. Whisper for it, and the lunatics pounce, spinning wheels, smashing bones, splashing ink, and laughing in the dark.
It takes a while (up to three whole weeks!), because the ward doesn’t like rushing. Your treasure is made for you alone… like that secret friend you talk to in the walls, the one whose whispers told you to add it to your cart. PROBLEM WITH AN ORDER contact us directly via darkcandyasylum@gmail.com



-we rabid few-